Uh uh, ah uh   Yo Jeffrey Buss it   What are ya doin in there?   Word em up word em up word em up   In the place at about this time   DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu bu buggin out   Losing it all no sense   Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man, scratch it   Uh aw that was decent   Now scratch it a quick joint, a quick one Jeff   Oh yeah yeah   We just bugging we just having some fun   Me and Jeffrey   He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper   Hello can anybody hear me   You can aight that's good you can hear me   Okay it's clear it's good okay everybody's got it   One two   One two and      My rhymes have been written not to be bitten   But as it seems, some suckers keep forgetting the rules about rappin, but that's alright   Cause in the next five minutes I'm a have them all uptight   Stronger than a dinosaur, better known than Santa   Man the battles I battle, I usually win em   In less than a minute, but it all depends   On how long it takes you rappers to realise   That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous   Didn't you get my message its out of the question   Cause you're toys boys, I'm the Real McCoy   I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed   If I was Fred Flintstone I'd probably own all of Bedrock   If I was a criminal I'd probably own a cellblock   If I was in the Navy I would own the sea   But I'm a poet so I own the whole rap industry   I'm like a lion my man, and the streets are my den   It's either kill or be killed, so I kill   I kill again and again and again   Surmount the times, rappers I'll slaughter them   I tie em up and throw them in the water   Then I'll just walk away like nothing ever happened until somebody else starts rappin   That's when I snap and I'll attack and go mad like Rambo or maybe like Commando, or like Lando   Calrissian, cause you know he was down with the Force   Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse   Think that you can beat me rappin man you must be silly   Man I really really really really really really   Hate when people, doubt my ability   And I have to prove superiority   If rap was basketball, I would be in luck   Cause every time I freestyle it would be a slam dunk   Man I'm the engineer, and you're the passengers   Taking on a voyage, a hip-hop massacre   The Jason of rap, Freddy Kruger of rhymin   And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man   People will run, to Philadelphia Pennsylvania to all join in, to this Fresh Prince mania   My face in magazines, on your radio or stereo   Everywhere you go, audio and video   A hip-hop terrorist, war like vocalist   Other rappers say, yo Prince why don't you show me this   Style now you must be trippin it ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in   My rhyme cause it's a timebomb, I'm not kiddin   My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten   I'm quick and nimble, a status symbol   I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's   I'll, drop kick a hurricane, bodyslam a tidal wave   Walk through a tornado, or a volcano   But I'll be okay though   And here's some more info that you rappers should know   You are the bombs and I will defuse you   I am the lawyer and I'm going to accuse you of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty   There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me rappin any time or day   Pop so much trash, man I can't wait to be face to face, and hear Jeff say sick em   Man you're gonna be my victim   You better duck, and pray for good luck Chuck, cause you're stuck   You're like a Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked   I see you're nervous purpose that's how I now you're soft   You're runnin round like a chicken with your head cut off   But just relax my power to the max   And I'm cuttin no slack on this rap track, Jack   So back up, as if you got good sense   Or feel the fury of the Prince   And ya don't stop   Yo Jazzy why don't you rock up the spots   Yo Jazzy hey Jeff I'm psyched I'm psyched   Give em a cut Jeff   Ooh-wee check out my dish-jockey!   Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey, a fast one      Uh ha yeah      Wow, ay Jeff Jeff, give em one of them fresh ones   A fresh one Jeffrey   No music, no music   Woo, that was decent, that was decent   That's my DJ, that's my DJ   Jazzy Jeff, I'm the Fresh Prince   Hi how ya doin?   How's everyone doin out there?   Ooh!   I'm just here to talk about my DJ   I was just I was just standin in here, really   Really? Aight, okay, um   On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff, and the Fresh Prince ..   (Don't touch that dial)   Thank you, and good night