[Fresh Prince]   Now I have a story that I'd like to tell   About this guy you all know him, he had me scared as hell!   He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed   He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred!   He wears the same hat and sweater every single day   And even if it's hot, outside he wears it anyway!   He's gone when I'm awake but he shows up when I'm asleep   I can't believe that there's a nightmare - on my street!      [Fresh Prince]   It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right   And we had just gotten back off tour last night   So the gang and I thought that it would be groovy   If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movies   I got Angie, Jeff got Tina   Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen in my life   That was all right because the lady was chill   Then we dipped to the theater set to ill   We saw Elm Street and man it was def   And everything seemed all right when we left   But when I got home and laid down to sleep   That began the nightmare, but on my street!      [Fresh Prince]   It was burnin in my room like an oven   My bed soaked with sweat, and man, I was buggin   I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30   It had melted it was so darn hot, and I was thirsty   I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke   Flipped the TV off, and then I almost choked   When I heard this awful voice comin from behind   It said, "You cut off 'Heavy Metal' and now you must die!"   Man, I ain't even wait to see who it was   Broke outside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cuz!"   Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped screamin   Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be dreamin"   I strolled back home with a grin on my grill   I figured since this is a dream I might as well get ill   I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince   But Freddy killed all that noise real quick   He grabbed me by my neck and said, "Here's what we'll do.   We gotta lotta work here, me and you.   The souls of your friends you and I will claim.   You've got the body, and I've got the brain."   I said, "Yo Fred, I think you've got me all wrong.   I ain't partners with NOBODY with nails that long!   Look, I'll be honest man, this team won't work.   The girls won't be on you, Fred your face is all burnt!"   I patted him on the shoulder said, "Thanks for stopping by."   Then I opened up the door and said, "Take care guy!"   He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt   I laughed at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt!"   It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real   I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here."   No further words and then I darted upstairs   Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed   Pulled the covers up over my head   And said, "Oh please do somethin with Fred!"   He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws   Tried to get me, but my alarm went off   And then silence! It was a whole new day   I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway."   Until I noticed those rips in my sheets   And that was proof that there had been a nightmare, on my street      FP: Oh man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff   Come on, come on   Come on Jeff, answer   Come on, man   JJ: Hello?   FP: Jeff, this is Prince, man   Jeff, wake up,   Jeff, wake up   JJ: What do you want?   FP: Jeff, wake up, man,   listen to me, Jeff   JJ: It's three o'clock in the mornin, what do you want?   FP: Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me?   Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep   JJ: Man!   FP: Jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff   JJ: Look, look, I'll talk to you tomorrow, I'm going to bed   {FC} RRAHHHH!   JJ: Ahhhhhh!   FP: Jeff! Jeff!   {FC} Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!   JJ: Ahhhhhh!   FP: Jeff!   {FC} RRAHHHH!   JJ: Jeff! Answer me, Jeff!   {FC} I'm your D.J. now, Princey!   Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!