St. Elsewhere      I packed a few of my belongings    Left the life that I was living   Just some memories of it    Mostly the ones I can't forget      Whenever you need me I'll be here   Until then my dear   I'm going, I'm going, going there      Don't ask me to make time   To travel back and forth   Let nature take its course   Maybe I'm open from all this ocean air      And if it weren't for you I'd be without    A care setting sail to St. Elsewhere      Anywhere you sit you can see the sun   Unfortunately on this island I'm the only one      And same rules apply on a rainy day   Then it's not such a pretty place to be   It just rains and rains and rains on me      Send a simple sign I can understand   Then a flower grew out that sand   Before you know it I was back out on that sea   Now I don't mind it so much because it's normal   I'm not there, anywhere, St. Elsewhere      Way over yonder there's a new frontier   Would it be so hard for you    To come and visit me here?   I understand    Well just send me a message in a bottle then baby