In this house the decor's the obvious obscure   It's clearly the theory of less is more   A plant, a pet and books on the shelf   And a frame on the wall where you can picture yourselves      And you're welcome to stay   But even your company must complement the Feng Shui   Even down to what I have on   They do wonder to what extents I have gone      Tailored and tapered couture to the curb   Demanding the attention that it does deserve   Fabrics for the forecast of the day   I admit it, everything is fitted to fall in Feng Shui      More importantly the way that I move   If I'm in your town, my needle's down on the groove   On site they know my song   It ain't slow and it sho' ain't long      You see I do not play   Forgive me Father, I was forced out of Feng Shui   A flow as subtle as a summer breeze   Like the whispering winds and the talking trees      Too big to be boxed in, it bobs and weaves   It evolves, it solves, it gives and receives   And everything I say is calculated appropriated   Written and arranged in Feng Shui