From the Album:   * Face it      She never leaves the house   Without a royal blush   She slaps on the pancake   And it's never too much   Old - Blue Eyes on the hi-fi   Now ain't that a scream   Max - make-up for the   Beauty queen   She's got an affair with a   King size mirror   The lighting's just right   Your perfect deceiver   Cosmetics on standy fakin'   A dream - max make-up   For the B- queen.   Black stockings and pink cigarettes   Lips high-gloss-pigeon-blood red   10 inch lashes and the finishing touch   A string of pearls   And a Mickey Mouse watch!   My - my - maximum make-up   Turns me on and makes me hot   My - my - maximum make-up   Don't you ever take it off?!   At the end of the day -   When the face runs down   Finally gets tired of ...   Lookin' like a clown   Mascara smears -   Time for cold cream   Max - make-up for the B- Queen!   My - my - maximum make-up   Turns me on and makes me hot   My - my - maximum make-up   Don't you ever take it off?!