I'll have some clam chowder followed by beef steak on rye   Pumpkin pie, whipped cream and coffee   I wanna green salad on the side, don't forget the French fries   Pizza pie, garlic and anchovies      I keep burning up calories   As fast as I keep putting them down   Eat food, put it in my mouth   Chew it up, swallow it down      I'll have two eggs, over light, homemade apple pie   Cole slaw as a side order   I gotta stay fit, stay alive   Eat food to sustain a non-stop high-grade performer      The pace is continual   Sure keeps running me down   Don't you know that you gotta eat food?   Don't you know that you gotta refuel?      I'm a maximum consumption, super-grade performer   High powered machine   Go steady on my clutch, go easy on the hills   And you'll get a lot of mileage out of me   I'm so easy to drive and I'm an excellent ride      Hey baby, [Incomprehensible] need to talk      Excessive living sure keeps running me down   You've got to learn to use the maximum juice   That's how you get the maximum use      Life keeps using me, keeps on abusing me   Mentally and physically   I gotta stay fit, stay alive, need fuel inside   Eat food to survive      Maximum consumption sure keeps running me down   Don't you know that you gotta eat food?   Don't you know that it's good for you?      I'm a maximum consumption   Non-stop machine   Total automation, perpetual motion