Man behind me you don't know   Likes it fast better than slow   Hates the lin drum   It's his foe   Drumming one man show   He's no p. i. t. grad   Rearranging songs makes him mad      Hey darrin   Throw that stick away   You break two or three   Every time you play      Stop the music   Stop the show   Stop until I signal to go   Clacking always in the street   He's the master beat   Obsessed with aliens   He is my best friend      Hey darrin   Throw that stick away   You break two or three   Every time you play   Don't you worry   You'll be endorsed one day   Hey darrin   Throw that stick away      My friend darrin has a girlfriend   She loves him so much   Even loves his furry hand   He's a hockey fan the likes you'll never see   Likes it so much   Hanky panky with wayne gretzky   Star wars video game   He plays it like a pro   Looks like chewwy but thinks he's hans solo      Hey darrin   Throw that stick away   You break two or three   Every time you play   Don't you worry   You'll be endorsed one day   Hey darrin   Throw that stick away   Hey darrin   Throw that stick away   You break two or three   Every time you play   Don't you worry   You'll be endorsed one day   Hey darrin   Throw that stick away