Is this the in place to be?   What am I doing here?   Watching the girls go by   Spending money on...         Sleep all day   It's the only way   I'm a parasite   I creep about at night      Night club, is this the in place to be?   Night club, what am I doing here?   Night club, watching the girls go by   Spending money on...         Hey, hey, I don't work   'Cause I don't have to   I don't have to work   There's no, no work to do      Night club, I'm a member of the night club   Night club, a fully paid up member of the night club         So I can't dance in a club like this   all the girls are sluts   And the beer tastes just like piss         I'm a parasite   I creep about at night.   I'm a member of the night club   A fully paid up member of the night club      Night club, is this the in place to be?   Night club, what am I doing here?   Night club, watching the girls go by   Spending money on beer