Is this the in place to be?    What am I doing here?    Watching the girls go by   Spending money on...      Sleep all day   It's the only way   I'm a parasite   I creep about at night.      Night club, is this the in place to be?    Night club, what am I doing here?    Night club, watching the girls go by   Spending money on...      Hey, hey, I don't work   'cause I don't have to   I don't have to work   There's no, no work to do      Night club, I'm a member of the night club   Night club, a fully paid up member of the night club      So I can't dance in a club like this   All the girls are sluts   And the beer tastes just like piss      I'm a parasite   I creep about at night.   I'm a member of the night club   A fully paid up member of the night club      Night club, is this the in place to be?    Night club, what am I doing here?    Night club, watching the girls go by   Spending money on beer