Cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump   Even through speed bumps, she's a cardog   She watches discovery channel, she chews her paw   Pissed off she can't go to the beach, cause it's against the law      Cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump   Even through speed bumps, she's a cardog      Cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump   And even through speed bumps      Cardog, sleepin' on the lawn   Screaming when she yawns   She's a cardog