You want different positions    to keep your love-life successful    and you want a happy ending    with lots of stud potential    reliable and perpetual    without being distasteful, oh wee       My papa says it’s not the size    nor the way it’s looking, it’s the way it moves    on stiletto shoes - papa sure improves    but I bet he’s just tryin’ to be commercial       So let me say something simple to you    before we get to do the do: Baby I love you    that takes care of that, you can take off your hat    You and me gotta be the lucky few       There’s a tourist in the city    that went and lost his lady    on the purpose if you ask me    He’ll have to find a reason    to cover-up the treason    meanwhile let’s hope the night never ends (2x)    ‘cos mad love’s coming, I know mad love is coming    Mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming    Mad mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming       Out on the corner - city boy routine    Right on the border of enemy territory    This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone    There’s a fool’s moon out, makin’ me shout       and it’s cruel cruel - street’s a mean school    Too many blows - below the belt, you know    This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone    There’s a fool’s moon out, makin’ me shout    Mad love is comin’, not too soon    on beds that sail outta the blue    Mad love is comin’, all day through    who’s afraid of that romance is doomed       Mad love’s comin’, all over your walls    Into your life, it creepy crawls    This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone    There’s a fool’s moon out, makin’ me shout       Mad love is ..............