I've looked at it every way I can    From under and above    And every chance I've had    My love went mad    Love went mad love went mad    You you feel like I feel?    Do you have a heart?    do you have a heart of iron and steel?   Are you a man now you wear a man's hat?    Are you a man now or are you a rat?    You go to church quiet as a mouse    You're a big cheese now in the workhouse    With these vulgar fractions of the treble clef    I wish you luck with a capital 'F'    A self-made mug is hard to break    A silent partner in someone else's mistake       Every day goes by without a hitch    you feel the urge becoming an itch   The boys in blue are hard to catch    They're busy turning Piccadilly    Into Brands Hatch    But with your fingers in your ears    Feeling bright as a button    Thinking "'thank god there won't be anymore    lamb dressed as mutton"    Playing family favourites on a tissue and a comb    dying a thousand deaths    in the safety of your own home