When nobody knows she puts on secret clothes    And lies in the meadow with her hands tied behind her back    I won't refuse if you know how to use it    Just stop playing that ugly drug music       Thirteen steps lead down    Thirteen steps lead down    There's commoners and kings    And everyone's a prisoner of    Paper and glue    And a decent pair of scissors    So tonight I'm drinking to your health    Because I just can't stand myself       Thirteen steps lead down (x4)      She stands and fails    On fashion fingernails    Her lovers have her walking 'round    On instruments of torture    And one of them is poisonous    The other is a thief they say    So what one could give to her    The other cannot take away       When nobody knows she puts on secret clothes    And lies in her splendour for a picture opportunity    Cover up that bruise, put on patent leather shoes    Just stop playing that bad mood music       Thirteen steps lead down    Thirteen steps lead down    There's commoners and kings    And everyone's a prisoner of    Paper and glue    And a decent pair of scissors    So tonight I'm drinking to your health    Because I just can't stand myself      Thirteen steps lead down (x4)