Photographs of fancy tricks   Go get your kicks at sixty-six   he thinks of all the lips that he licks   and all the girls he is going to fix      She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle   But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle   Captial punishment she's last year's model   They call her natasha when she looks like Elsie   I don't want to go to Chelsea   oh no, it does not move me   even though I seen the movie   I don't want to check your pulse   I don't want nobody else   I don't want to go to Chelsea      Everybody's got new orders   be a nice girl and kiss the warders   now the teacher is away   all the kids begin to play      men come screaming dressed in white coats   shake you very gently by the throat   One's named Gus, one's named Alfie   I don't want to go to Chelsea   oh no, it does not move me   even though I seen the movie   I don't want to check your pulse   I don't want nobody else   I don't want to go to Chelsea      Photographs of fancy tricks   To get your kicks at sixty-six   he thinks of all the lips that he licks   and all the girls he's going to fix      She gave a little flirt gave herself a little cuddle   But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle   Captial punishment she's last year's model   They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie   I don't want to go to Chelsea   oh no, it does not move me   even though I seen the movie   I don't want to check your pulse   I don't want nobody else   I don't want to go to Chelsea