I am starting to function    In the usual way    Everything is so provocative    Very very, temporary    I shall walk (I shall walk)    Out of this place (out of this place)    I shall walk    Out on you    'Cause you go silly    If she's willing    Trying so hard to be like the big boys       So you take her to the pictures    Trying to become a fixture    Inch by inch trying to reach her    All the way through the second feature    Worrying about your physical fitness    Tell me how you got this sickness, Oh ohhhh..       I was caught in the suction    By a face like a truncheon    I was down upon one knee    Stroking her vanity       I was stuck on a hammerhead    I came alive and left for dead    As my face returned to red    Choking on my pride and pity       We can talk (we can talk)    Until your face is blue (till your face is blue)    We can talk but she'll get to you    After you've been loved and hated    By the ones you've watched and waited    Found that they were overrated       She'll be the one - when the party's over    She'll be the one - when the girls have gone home    She'll be the one - that you'll wish you'd held onto    She'll be the one - but it's too late for you to    She'll be the one - who knows all your history    She'll be the one -       So you can cross her off your list    And you try so hard    And you try so hard    And you try so hard    To be like the big boys, oh.