I thought I would go to the sea and shrink down very tiny    And slide inside the telephone wire that runs under the briny    Till I found there is a way of crawling to the U.S.A.    You had better not go too far    There's one way out, there's only one way    Leave your mother and your father    Crawling to the U.S.A.       Saw it late one night on a secret channel    It's farther on along the tunnel    It's way beyond the final station    That's the one they never mention       You had better not go too far    There's one way out, there's only one way    Leave your mother and your father    Crawling to the U.S.A.       You don't have to pay them that much    You had better bring your lunch    It's undercover, around the houses    Up your skirt and down your trousers       You had better not go too far    There's one way out, there's only one way    Leave your mother and your father    Crawling to the U.S.A.       She said, "I catch you taking liberties and they do not impress me    Attach me to your credit card and then you can undress me    Everybody is on their knees except the Russians and the Chinese       You had better not go too far    There's one way out, there's only one way    Leave your mother and your father    Crawling to the U.S.A.