Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today   Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray   Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin   I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin   Soap Bar's cheap, and so's my clothes   They've got to be cause of all the fucking holes   It tastes like shit and it makes you cough   And it's the fucking rubber in it that gets you off      Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic   I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic   Skunk costs too much, I can't see the appeal   Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal   Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives   Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise   I smokes Green, and it's gone in an instant   But Soap Bar lasts, cause it's fucking consistent      Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky   I'll smoke Soap Bar ?till I fucking die   Before I die and they lay me to rest   I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best      Last night I went out driving in my car   I sparked up a fat spliff of fucking Soap Bar   A Blim burn burned right down to my dick   And while I was distracted, I fucking crashed into a   Brick wall, the car was fucking battered   The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered   You're better off smoking The Green instead   Cause it don't Blim Burn and it's better for your head      Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat   Thinking! I've got to get some Rocky for the   Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me   Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a fucking   Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky   This shit always happens when I'm smoking fucking Rocky   You've heard it on the newsyou've seen it on the telly   Add up for moving Soap Bar down fucking Liz Werry   I do it like a little cause light the fucking thing as always   I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man      Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky   I'll smoke Soap Bar ?till I fucking die   Before I die and they lay me to rest   I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best      Most Soap Bar comes from fucking Holland   They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen   Diesel, Miramar, Flat Press too   These are types of Soap Bar available to you   These little bits of plastic you find inside   You can use those as a quality guide   Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking   The more bits of plastic means the better the toking      Eat a Hash cake but wait a while   It'll take about an hour ain't Draw versatile   You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff   Space shakes, Draw gateau's, you knows it Delia Smith   Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes   Selling Draw to your mates but it's really Oxo cubes   When you're cooking up draw, be quick don't lick it   Cause it's really fucking hot and it'll burn your fingers      This bloke said to me, You haven't got a clue   About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you   I tried to see things from his point of view   But I couldn't fit my head up his asshole too   The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff   I knows if I smoke it, I'm gonna feel rough   My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw   Cause the thing about Soap Barit's fucking hardcore      Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky   I'll smoke Soap Bar ?till I fucking die   Before I die and they lay me to rest   I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best      Well anyway I think it's better myself to lean forwards   When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim Burn   You know what I mean?      Innit, check it out man! I got some quality fucking Gold Seal for you, innit?      Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right   And then fucking stick them in a teapot   Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does      What I do, stick a fag in the microwave, right   You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top   And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your fucking head      Yeah that's like my fucking lungs feel like   They're fucking collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like   You know?