Space man blow up      Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan   Turfin' out your pockets like a Christian burns a pagan   Drippin' with charm, style and panache   He'll leave you sore like a venereal rash      They tried to catch him, he says, time to dash   He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash   He's a bastard but he's always lookin' flash   With his shoes like Dick Turpin across his waist he wears a sash      Sportin' top hat with a pocket watch too   With the tallest member of the Goldie lookin' crew   Watch out, if he's there when you're pissed   He learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist      Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list   Sellin' sexy DVD's of a Willy being kissed   Stealin' pensions on the old and infirm      Made a fortune sellin' doctors fake sperm   Like Charles Dickens there's a lesson to be learned   Beware, the maggot 'cos the worm has turned      All of the youth shall witness the day that Babylon shall fall      Just like Jack, the Ripper he'll do you up a kipper   He's like a highway man holdin' up a Newport nipper   He's smarter than Sherlock Holmes or I TV's Taggart   I'm dapper refined and they call me the maggot      Turn your back and your pocket he will pick   His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped   Like a chameleon, I'm the master thief   Usin' a disguise dressed like Penelope Keith      You gotta smoke a reefer or two   You gotta smoke a reefer or two   You gotta smoke a reefer or two   You gotta smoke a reefer or two      I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole   To takin' belongings in my ultimate goal   I'll take your China and your silver and your soul   By darkness and night I shimmy up the drain-pipe      The maggot, the maggot, that's who I am   Don't ever trust me, always doin' a scam   I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram   I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham      Gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty   He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry   Like Sherlock Holmes bummin' Watson, it's elementary   He's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century      A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue   Doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue   He's got the strength of ten like a maniac   And I'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack      Here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off   Here he comes, he's a money grabbin' bastard from Newport      I'm maggot with the GLC big shout to all the Valleys   Free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger   Big up to Dipper Nan Merthyr Connection   Postman Port big shout out to Postman Port      And Mark, runnin' the bar, always sorts it big up Hafodrynys hotel   Big up to Pontllanfraith crew also the west end crew Abercarn   Did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing, big wheel up, big wheel up   All the bus routes, X-15, 53, big respect      Red and white [Incomprehensible] at cross keys   And their rivals Glynn Williams   Respect to you all say, all those that know fake Elvis   On their [Incomprehensible], Maggot signin' out, 2000 plus 3      Every man do his ting a little bit different