Way back in '97 was a young blossomin' ho   Only given 'bout 8 blowjobs, never drank or smoked indo   Until one fine evenin', pages I was receivin'   Beginning to feel that old heavin' in my beave and   I whipped up a cocktail of cookin' wine   Nasty buzz kicked in and I was feelin' fine   But I needed somethin' spicy to give me a lift   A special magic cigarette went by the name of SPLIFF   And I went.   And I was smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride [x4]   Sittin' talkin' shit about small dix with gnarly tips   I was a faded little bitch munchin' on chips and a fish sandwich   I'm kinda like a hotel, always got someone in my bed   This night was no exception and of course he wanted head   I reluctantly approached the tiny thing he had down south   'cause I'm a filthy little slut, I like to take it in the mouth   I couldn't manage nothin' and that boner asked me why   I said, "You can't bone my mouth when my mouth is bone dry"   And I went.   And I was suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide [x4]