Toot toot! And a beep beep!   You're a coal miner's daughter who turned to the street    And with a toot toot! And a beep beep! You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat    In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour I don't know what that means but I'm sure it ain't a bore    Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed Ambush Makeover really gave you Hollywood cred    HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two)    HEY JONNY JONNY IT'S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP    (one two)    Hey Jonny you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!!    Toot toot! And a beep beep!    A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep    It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep!    It's like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep   Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts But if they only knew you couldn't rape a donut   Kiehl's gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag    But it's that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah    HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON'TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two)    HEY JONNY JONNY YOU'RE A DREAM AND I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP (one two)   I'm really really goin' through it    so when are we gonna do it    I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude   in hopes that you'd someday screw it    I'm reading out like I'm Levar Burton but that's only 'cause I'm really hurtin'   Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey    'cause when you're flirtin' Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin'!!!!    I'm living! I'm gagging!    You're screening! I'm reading!