I'm getting pissed and I'll try to explain   Hard to believe that it happened this way   One day I was out at the cemetery   And this dumb motherfucker was taking a leak   So I spun him around and prepared to fight   And I knocked his ass down with all of my might   He begged and he cried as he asked my why   I said, “Son, you're fucking with a family guy”.      That's my momma you're pissing on   I'm keeping it clean, her gravestone   Hey, Hey, no way, you're getting out alive today      A trip to the crypt and the mausoleum   I've gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb   I guess by now, you think that you've been had   It's not over yet, cause here comes dear old dad   He whips out his belt like a man possessed   I can see what's coming, it's a bloody mess   He's half way through when he shouts out load   “Come on son, Let's make your momma proud”