wont leave the house till its all in place    you know a mess is a human discrace       clean up the dishes take out the trash    cats are fed and potatoes are mashed    one day the juice was left out    she was in a rush    wont leave the juice out on the table    she'd rather not go       leave the juice out for 5 minutes    leave it out for 10 or 12    your life is tick tick tocking by    leave the juice out befroe its too late       chorus       wont leave the juice out    cvant hook-up the water spout    cant record on the vcr,    but she works    she works so hard, mom oh mom    just leave it on the table    go outside and smell the air,    its not clean its worse then the table    but you breathe it everywhere       studies oh she studies    she studies so hard    reads those books, writes those papers    heats up coffee thats been sitting there    if it tastes a little old she does'nt care    but beware       you dont like our tattoos    but you kinda like my pink hair    I dont like your panty hose    I like a different kind of underwear       chorus       I left the house before it was too late    now I'm living like a human, just great!    bye mom, I'll see ya later