Dear Dotti what should I do?    I wrote this letter to you    I know you'll tell me the truth    In The Weekly World News       My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue    Oh Dear Dotti what will I do?    Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too!    Signed, Hairy and Blue       Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue    I can't imagine who would want some    Stop shaving and get it waxed    No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap       Dear Dotti what should I do?    I wrote this letter to you    I know you'll tell me the truth    In The Weekly World News       I married my dad, my mom's my aunt    I'm going to ashram, so I can chant,    Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy    Or should I go, Signed, I don't know.       Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop?    You just admitted your life is a flop    Go to the ashram, chant up a storm    You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed.       Dear Dotti what should I do?    I wrote this letter to you    I know you'll tell me the truth    In The Weekly World News    Dear Dotti what should I do?    I wrote this letter to you    I know you'll tell me the truth    In The Weekly World News