Why must I stand on my toes?    Perfect smile and skin tight clothes    Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with    A stamp on my ass    Little girls worship me,    And that'll never come to pass    But at last....    I'm turning over a new loaf    I'm eating dry toast    I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet,    I have cellulite    Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling    Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling    Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging    What if I had a mastectomy?    Would they buy a one titted barbie?    With wiskers, clogged up pores    You know they'd take me out of the stores    Kids don't like me, moms are mad,    I'm going off the market cause I look so sad.    Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling    Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling    Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging    Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging   Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging   Female pattern baldness befell    Barbie wigs so no one can tell    A barbie with age spots, well I never    vericose veins would sure be clever    "Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today    Shave my toes and back today    Imagine if my eyes were crossed    Or if my hair was grey and course    With a sneer on my face    And a stain in my panties    A hairy crotch, an extra nipple!    I'm turning over a new loaf    I'm eating dry toast    I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet    I have cellulite    Crying tears of Crisco grease    Was I a beauty?    Am I a beast?   Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling    Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling    Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging    Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging   Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging