Hello dear, theres some popcorn in here,    there's some soda & icecream, but dont touch the beer.    ok, sure, I'll be alright,    don't worry I won't have a party tonight!    good hon, now thats just fine    we'll be back at a quarter to nine    yes ma'm and I'll see you later    dont worry I'll be on my best behavior!       are they gone yet?    have they driven away?    am I free yet?    Is it time to play?    take the tab, stick it on my tongue    this crummy job will be somefun!       lord, I hope they never come back!    ok kid, step on the oven rack    you wanna know how the baby is?    dont worry, she's almost done    what do you mean she's almost done?    don't worry she's almost done    walls are melting, whats that funny smell?    this lucky girl is going to hell       *Chorus*       Baby Sitters On Acid    every town in the USA!       Oh my gracious, oh my soul    wheres my baby?    Oh no!!    well I dont know, I'm trippin' check the kitchen    you'll find her maybe!    what do you mean, bitch, what are you saying?    I'm not leaving without getting paid!    why don't you go take a look!    Oh my god my baby's cooked!!       *Chorus*