One day there'll be a museum of stupidity   Where we can hang ourselves and throw away the key   Along with the attitudes of the pmrc   And this bullshit drug war full of hypocrisy   The banning of 2 live crew   They'll probably put 2 live crew in there, too   A museum of stupidity, oh yeah      One day there'll be a museum of stupidity   We'll fill it up with exhibits of idiocy   We'll throw in religion and what it really means   A way to hammer nails through the back of your brains   The japanese trawlermen   Who kill everything that moves and call it zen   Museum of stupidity, oh yeah      Look at the walls of the museum of stupidity   You're bound to find there every advert on american tv   And every page of the british gutter press   We got it for nothing, it was going for less   And we'll hang it from roof to floor   And throw away the key after locking the door   The museum of stupidity   The museum of stupidity   The museum of stupidity, oh yeah   Oh yeah