Got a foot in the door   God knows what for   And he'll cut me down to size   Stupidity tries      Everything here is free   Everything but you and me   This painting never dries   Stupidity tries      Savannah shoulder raised a cheer   Color in the sky with ash   Because they found some privateer   To sail across a sea of trash      The enemy is within   Don't confuse me with him   The truth is otherwise   Stupidity tries      And so I go from floor to floor   Looking for a port of call   Another drunk conquistador   Conquering the governor's ball      I couldn't think of a thing   That I hope tomorrow brings   Oh, what a surprise   Stupidity tries