We went to Reno   When I was a kid   We saw a lion   With closed eyelids   It was an MGM      It was an MGM   It was ridiculous   We felt so sorry for him   It was an MGM   It was an MGM   My dad got teary-eyed in front of his new girlfriend      We grabbed the lion   The place went nuts   We took him up the elevator till we were high enough   It was an MGM      It was an MGM   It was ridiculous   We felt so sorry for him   It was an MGM   It was an MGM   It was the grandest show we threw him off the patio      And to the fog suspended in the air   It makes it so you can't see shit and it will frost your hair   It was an MGM   It was an MGM   It was ridiculous   We felt so sorry for him   It was an MGM   It was an MGM   His eyes were not open      If he surived the fall my dad would have killed him   If he surived the fall my dad would have killed him   If he surived the fall my dad would have killed him   If he surived the fall my dad would have killed him   If he surived the fall my dad would have killed him   If he surived the fall my dad would have killed him   If he surived the fall my dad would have killed him   If he surived the fall my dad would have killed him