As i count the calories   I start to feel the grand fatigue   All in vain goes down the drain   Inside my brain the grand fatigue   In my sleep only food on my mind   In my dreams only food i can find   Behind the wheel i long to heal   The grand fatigue      Breakfast brunch and lunch and dinner   Every stone of you a sinner   Is it chocolate is it bacon   Every inch of you a fake   For lasagna you've been waiting   Over pasta contemplating   Set your mind on decorating   Of a schwarzwald cake      When we meet you're hardly there   The dry eyes the falling hair   In the mirror in the mirror   That's not you      As i count the calories   I start to feel the grand fatigue   All in vain goes down the drain   Inside my brain the grand fatigue   In my sleep only food on my mind   In my dreams only food i can find   Behind the wheel i long to heal   The grand fatigue      What's the beef you eat with candy   Does the camembert come handy   Pouring gravy on a piglet   Peking duck away you take   What's inside that stuffed tomato   Cream and cheese on baked potato   Set your mind on cutting slices   From a schwarzwald cake      Where's the friend who i once knew   Share the pain you're going through   In the mirror in the mirror   That's not you      As i count the calories   I start to feel the grand fatigue   All in vain goes down the drain   Inside my brain the grand fatigue   In my sleep only food on my mind   In my dreams only food i can find   Behind the wheel i long to heal   The grand fatigue      When we meet you're hardly there   The dry eyes the falling hair   In the mirror in the mirror   That's not you      As i count the calories   I start to feel the grand fatigue   All in vain goes down the drain   Inside my brain the grand fatigue   In my sleep only food on my mind   In my dreams only food i can find   Behind the wheel i long to heal   The grand fatigue