I am a Liberace fan   A megastar in glam I am   I am what Bobby is to Pam   Khashoggi to Iram Iam      Looking in the mirror   The beauty that I see   It's hard to be this grand for free   Beg or steal or borrow   You'll never live to be   A charismatic star like me      God created man from dust   And man replied with sin and lust   God created man from dust   Eternal youth on solid ground   Beauty makes the world go round   Beauty makes the world go round   Amen      I am the pinnacle of man   A superselling brand I am   I am a record label scam   The biggest in Japan I am      Entering the ballrooms   The clocks come to a still   The multimillionaires I thrill   Headline of the columns   My duellantes I kill   The pantheon obeys my will      Law of nature since big bang   Cry like young Wurther sturm und drang   Law of nature since big bang   And louder than the wall of sound   Beauty makes the world go round   Beauty makes the world go round   Amen      [repeat I am a Liberace fan...]      You're so selfish   You son of a   Egomaniac   Egomaniac   Egomaniac      [repeat God created man from dust...]      [repeat I am a Liberace fan...]      [repeat I am the pinnacle of man...]      It's real it's grand I am