Well I never want to fight   and I'm sorry that I bit her   but she always thinks she's right   and it makes me want to hit her   I don't want to scream and shout   I'd much rather hear her whisper   and it's all I think about      Whenever I'm with her      Well it wouldn't be so bad   if she'd tell me what's the matter   and I wouldn't get so mad   when I heard her vicious chatter   I hear voices in my ear   and I'm thinking with my zipper   but they always disappear      Whenever I'm with her      Well it wouldn't be so bad   if she'd tell me whats the matter   and I wouldn't get so mad   when I heard her vicious chatter   I hear voices in my ear   and I'm thinking with my zipper   but they always disappear      Whenever I'm with her