(Jimmie Rodgers)      I said T for Texas   T for Tennessee   Oh, yeah, I said T for Texas   T for Tennessee   Said, T for old Thelma   The gal who made a wreck out of me      Well, if you don't want me momma   You sure don't have to start   Ah, if you don't want me momma   You sure don't have to start   'Cause I can get more women    Than a passenger train car      Yeah, I said T for Texas   T for Tennessee   Whoa, T for Texas   T for Tennessee   I said, T for old Thelma   The gal who made a wreck out of me      I'm gonna buy me a pistol   Just as long as I am tall   I'm going to buy me a pistol   Just as long as I am tall   I'm gonna shoot down old mean Thelma   Just to watch her jump and fall      I said T for Texas   T for Tennessee   I said T for Texas   T for Tennessee   T for old Thelma   The gal who made a wreck out of me      Gonna buy me a shotgun   With a great long shiny barrel, oh yeah   I'm gonna buy me a shotgun   With a great long shiny barrel   Gonna shoot down that rounder   That stole away my girl      --- Instrumental ---      I'm going where the water   Tastes like cherry wine   Yeah, I'm going where the water   Tastes like cherry wine   'Cause the water down here in Georgia   Tastes like turpentine      I said T for Texas   T for Tennessee   Oh I said, T for Texas   T for Tennessee   I said T for old Thelma   The gal who made a wreck out of me   Oh yeah, women make a fool out of me...