[This one is for our troops   Who beat the shit   Out of bad people   And their families]      Aren't you a little pervert too   Just a little handcuff doesn't do   Beat the bullet, push and pull it   Till the crotch is black and blue   Aren't I a little pervert too      Aren't you a little pervert too   Think the seventh orifice will do   You're the socket for the rocket   In my pocket dododoooo   I know you're a little pervert too      There's a million different ways to get off   I have seen it on TV in Tokyo (Yes indeed)   In Finland and Australia   Not so much in America   Americans prefer the the Rodeo      Aren't you a little pervert too   Dream of what a whip can do to you   All your lipstick on my dipstick   As you scream like a baboon   Aren't you a little pervert too      Aren't you a little pervert too   Getting off waiting at the loo   For the hour the golden shower   Is being spilled all over you   I know honey that you want it too   Let me spill my love all over you   I know you're a little pervert too