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By Bob Rivers, The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to
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By Bob Rivers, Twas’ the fright before Christmas
No one upset me
With a big
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By Bob Rivers, Goodbye to all my friends I've known
And the travel agent
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By Bob Rivers, I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a
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By Bob Rivers, Hark tales the cop
tales seem to flow
gin tinkering
more chardonnay
christmas is
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By Bob Rivers, Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to a
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By Bob Rivers, I'm getting fatter all the time.
I used to be size
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By Bob Rivers, Lately all the songs I write
Are slow and on the
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By Bob Rivers, I am Santa Claus
Ho ho ho ho ho
Flying Through
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By Bob Rivers, You loved us when the band was hot.
And now we're
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By Bob Rivers, I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a Weight Watcher,
Watchin' food go by.
My,
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By Bob Rivers, It’s the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin
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By Bob Rivers, [Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all
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By Bob Rivers, Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho
Like Guns N Roses with Axel
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By Bob Rivers, Got a flat in Timbuktu
Waiting for AAA
And I saw that
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By Bob Rivers, O.J., O.J.
O.J., I think you did it.
But I wanna know
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By Bob Rivers, He likes to set up colored people.
He likes to frame
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By Bob Rivers, [Pokemon mon mon mon
Lots of money mon mon mon
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By Bob Rivers, I bet you're wondering how I knew
That Prince Charles and
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By Bob Rivers, The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside,
I
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By Bob Rivers, "Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm
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By Bob Rivers, If God had long hair, and a goatee
And if His
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By Bob Rivers, When a man loves a chicken
He can't keep his mind
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By Bob Rivers, I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck
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By Bob Rivers, Wrong foot amputated
Wrong foot amputated
He got the wrong foot amputated
The
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By Bob Rivers, Oh, the weather outside was whitening
‘Til the dog did something
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By Bob Rivers, you say i treat you like a bookon a shelf.
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By Bob Rivers, On the first day of Christmas my company gave to
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By Bob Rivers, Too many six packs
For one guy
To be buying
Too many brewskies
For
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By Bob Rivers, A brand new story for ya
My attention’s so very short
Well
