If God had long hair, and a goatee   And if His eyes were pretty glazed   If He looked spaced out,   Would you buy his story?   Would you believe He had an eye infection?      And yeah, yeah God looks baked   Yeah, yeah God smells good   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah      What if God smoked Cannabis?   Hit the bong like some of us   Drove a tie-dyed micro bus   And he subsribes to Rolling Stone      When God made this place   In the begining, did He plant any seeds?   Or did He put them there for Adam and Eve?   So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake   Was always offering      And yeah, yeah God rolls great   Yeah, yeah God smells good   yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah       What if God smoked Cannabis?   Do you suppose He'd have a bust?   When He made the platypus   When He created Earth our home   Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?   And do you think He rolls His own?   Up there in Heaven on the throne   And when the Saints go marching home   Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl