Wath if God had long hair   And if His eyes were pretty glazed   If He looked spaced-out   Would you buy His story   Would you believe He had an eye infection   And yeah yeah   God looks baked   Yeah yeah   God smells good   Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah   What if God smoked cannabis   Hit the bong like some of us   Drove a tidy micro-bus   And He subscribes to Rolling Stone   When God made this place   In the beginning, did he plant any seeds   Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve   So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering   And yeah yeah   God rolls great   Yeah yeah   God smells good   Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah   What if God smoked cannabis   Do you 'spose He had a buzz   When He made the platypus   When He created both our homes   Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones   And do you think He rolls His own   Up there in heaven on the throne   And when the saints go marching home   Maybe He sits and smokes a bone