We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes   Most of our brain cells are gone   We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad   Or we just might toilet paper your lawn   We got a reputation 'round these parts   We only leave a 10% tip   Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts   Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip      'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly   That's what we are   We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly      We wear black leather in the hottest weather   You can't imagine the smell   We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble   T-R-U-B-E-L   Raisin' hell, bending the rules just a little   We're living only for thrills   We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle   And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills      'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly   You better believe it   We're Young, Dumb and Ugly   I'll tell you again   We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly   We're comin to your town   Yeah, we're so Young, Dumb and Ugly      We're wild reckless men, we're on a rampage again   We drive with just one hand on the wheel   Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control   Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal   We're there whenever trouble's startin'   We're rebels without a clue   We drink milk right from the carton   And we keep our library books till they're way overdue      'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly   That's what we are   We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly   You can't stop us   We're Young (we're so Young) Dumb and Ugly   So ugly   Young, Dumb and Ugly