You tell a joke and forget the punchline    Why you always wastin' my time?    Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me    Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty    I don't know too many females    Who make a habit of biting their toenails    Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall    Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl    I'm sure we'd be happy together    If only one little thing weren't true    Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi    I'm so sick of you    You drink the milk right from the carton    What are you, in kindergarten?    You're belchin' everywhere, foulin' up the air    Then you use my razor to shave your back hair    You don't have an ounce of class    You're just one big pain in the neck    How much more can I take now    Give me a break now    You even snore when you're wide awake now    You tell all your friends we're the perfect couple    Well, maybe you should get a clue    'Cause baby, I yi yi yi yi    I'm so sick of you    Baby, you're so nauseatin'    I yi yi yi yi    I'm so sick of you       And when you softly call my name    It's like I'm listenin' to a squeaky chalk sound    And when you look at me that special way    It's hard for me to keep my lunch down    And when you ask me what I'm thinkin', honey, usually I'm thinkin'    How I'd really like to tie your head completely up in duct tape    So I wouldn't have to listen to you asking me those stupid questions    Over and over again       Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh    Gives me a throbbing migraine    (Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)    Until you came along, I never dated anyone this low on the food chain    (Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)    You've got inhuman body odor    You've got the hair of a boxing promoter    Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butt's made of Jell-O    You wake up in a puddle, droolin' on your pillow    I hate the way you crack your knuckles    I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too    But mostly I yi yi yi yi    I'm so sick of you    Really now, you're aggravatin'    I yi yi yi yi    I'm so sick of you    Not to mention irratatin'    I yi yi yi yi    I'm so sick of you    Well, now won't you give my best regards to Satan    I yi yi yi yi    I'm so sick of you       I'm so sick of you    I'm so sick of you    I'm so sick of you    You make me sick    I'm so sick of you, now....