Carbon Monoxide   Making me choke   No A.C.   And the radio's broke   Cars backed up   Far as you can see   Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity   Oh, and just in case you're wondering   I'll tell you where I am   I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)   Stuck right here in the middle of this...      Traffic Jam   I haven't moved one inch from this here spot   Traffic Jam   The freeway's one big parking lot   Traffic Jam   My radiator's boiling hot   And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)   Right here in the middle of a traffic jam      Trapped inside   My automobile   Cobwebs growin'    On the steering wheel   Now, I'm no genius   But one thing I know   I shouldn't have eaten that bag   Of bran muffins   An hour and a half ago   Yeah, and if you need to find me   I'll tell you where I am   I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)   Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...      Traffic Jam   I have'nt moved one inch from his here spot   Traffic Jam   The freeway's one big parking lot   Traffic Jam   Well I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not   'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the   middle)   Right here in the middle of the Traffic Jam      Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam   Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah   Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to   Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to   Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...   Yay-hey!      There's a yuppie on a cellular phone   I'm gonna puke if I hear any more   There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me   Watch what happens when I open my door   Now we're all goin' nowhere fast   Well, I guess that's perfectly clear   I left home five hours ago   And I can still see my house from here   So if anybody's tryin' to find me   Well, I'll tel you where I am   Right here (right here) right here (right here)   Stuck right here in the middle of this...      Traffic Jam   I haven't moved one inch from this here spot   Traffic Jam   The freeway's one big parking lot   Traffic Jam   Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot   And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)   Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam   Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam---woo!