Have a lucky charm and a usual crew   And a wild guitar 'cos it's good for you   Get a pair of legs about three feet long   And a dangerous Jane to lay kisses on      But be young, dumb and full of it, full of it   Young, dumb and full of it, full of it      Keep your friends real close and keep your enemies closer   Be a real Hoss Carwright on the Ponderosa   Get a king-size brain with the funk gone wrong   And bite the hand that you feed upon      But be young, dumb and full of it, full of it   Young, dumb and full of it, full of it      Show the squares some class with some bravado   And a whiff of the kicks that they'll never know   Tell the party jerk if he shows again   You're gonna work on his head with a six foot chain      But be young, dumb and full of it, full of it   Shake up New York, shakedown gypsy      The trouble with Mary and the truth about Frank   They wanted the money but they wouldn't rob banks   They wouldn't just get down yelling for the hell of it   Should have been young, dumb and full of it, full of it      The trouble with Mary and the truth about Frank   They wanted the money but they wouldn't rob banks   They wouldn't just get down yelling for the hell of it   Should have been young, dumb and full of it, full of it      The trouble with Mary and the truth about Frank