If God had long hair and a goatee   And if his eyes were pretty glazed   If he looked spaced out   Would you buy his story?   Would you believe he had an eye infection?      And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked   Yeah, yeah, God smells good   Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah      What if God smoked Cannabis?   Hit the bong like some of us?   Drove a tie-dyed microbus   And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?      When God made this place in the beginning   Did he plant any seeds?   Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve   So they'd be hungry for the apple   That the snake was always offering?      And yeah, yeah, God rolls great   Yeah, yeah, God smells good   Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah      What if God smoked Cannabis?   Do you suppose he had a buzz   When he made the platypus?   When he created Earth our home?   Does he like Pearl Jam or The Stones?   And do you think he rolls his own   Up there in heaven on the throne?   And when the saints go marching home   Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl