[Bob Rivers:]   Yo, yo      [Girl as Dina Rae:]   Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells   Jingling all the way   Oh what fun it is to ride   grab a boat to east LA      [Bob Rivers as Eminem:]   It’s just a white Christmas (hello my man)   I’m leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men   You mean Santa, that boy’s a bitch   He caught my mom “Christmas cheatin’” tryin’ to give her kiss   Fo’ real he’s no joke, that guy don’t play   He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh   Laughing all the way, but he’s not laughing today   Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay   COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK’S A GONNER!   We’ll be snacking on deer, EATIN’ Blitzen and Donor   Not a question of when, not even a maybe   Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, “Jingling Baby!”   Give a new meaning to “ho, ho, ho”   Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow   So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll   We’ll be strippin’ that sleigh and leave you [in the] cold      [Girl as Dina Rae:]   Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells   Jingling all the way   Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey   Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells   Jingling all the way   Oh what fun it is to ride   grab a boat to east LA      [Bob Rivers as Eminem:]   Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend   Grab Rudolph’s horns, see how far they bend   When the snow turns bad, hand jacks off in bed   Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend   Oh, Santa Claus did molest me last night   In fact, could have me listed as ‘naughty’ twice   Not cuz’ of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,   Because of the nog, I left on his white   It’s time for old nick to move and retire   Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire   Yes I’m that bad, Yes, I’m that crued   I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude   All the cookies and milk, simply quite jk   I mean, when’s the last time you’ve seen your dick   I don’t mean to throw a fit and I’m not one to bitch   But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit      [Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)   Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells   Jingling all the way   Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey   Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells   Jingling all the way   Oh what fun it is to ride   Grab a boat to east LA   (yo)   Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells   Jingling all the way   Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey   (yo, yo)   Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells   Jingling all the way   Oh what fun it is to ride   grab a boat to east la