Got a flat in Timbuktu   Waiting for AAA   And I saw that single headlight through the rain   Flagged the geezer in the car down,   He was going the wrong way   We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes   He pulled a quick u-turn,   And hit a pickup from Montana   While plowin' down a fire hydrant too   Windshield wipers slappin' time   As he committed several traffic crimes   This man's like a one man wreckin' crew      Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through   He went off the road and hit a tree   Yeah drivin' can't be easy when you're 4 foot 2.   Drivin's not that difficult to do,   But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo      When we drove right through a coal mine   And hit a school bus filled with nuns   We dragged along a string of traffic poles   Through all kinds of weather   Through eighteen hit and runs   I still love that baby   Kept us on the run      One day he lost his specs   Oh lord! He let 'em slip away   Still lookin' for them glasses   I hope he finds them.   Well I’d trade all of my tomorrows for some Dramamine today   I just hope they know which body bag is mine.      Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through   His drivin', you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah   He' s swervin' and he's weaving', and he doesn't have a clue   You know divan’s not that difficult to do   But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo      Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut   Oh look out, oh look out,   Oh look out, oh look out,   Oh look out, watch out now   Mr. Magoo.