Ho Ho Ho   Ho Ho Ho      Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'   Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten   Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string   These are a few of my favorite things      Ho Ho Ho      Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub   Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub   Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings   These are a few of my favorite things      We like bar fights   We like nose rings   We like eating snails   We always indulge in our favorite things   No wonder our skin's so pale      Girls in black leather with tight little tushes   Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes   Silver stretch limos that come when I ring   These are a few of my favorite things      We like bar fights   We like nose rings   We like eating snails   We always indulge in our favorite things   No wonder our skin's so pale      Jingle hell's bells      Ho Ho Ho