Each afternoon there's nothing else to do but   Tea and bickies with the Bold and the Beautiful   And while outside is sending me crazy   I'll be your Faun if you be my Macy      Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, daytime T.V.      Amber is a scamer from the wrong side of the tracks   She's been sneaking round with Deacon   He wants her and his baby back   But she's married now to rick who is an unsuspecting victim   Rick's mum Brooke tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen   Hey Brooke and Deacon are now lovers but in direct retaliation    To Rick and Amber's marriage Deacon married Rick's relation   And in this sick and twisted world where blood appears as thin as water   Deacon's wife is Rick's sister Brigette and therefore Brooke's daughter      Each afternoon and there's nothing else suitable   It's tea and bickies with the Bold and the Beautiful   We'll get up late nd have a 3pm breaky   I'll be your C.J. if you'll be my Becky      Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, daytime T.V.      Eric, Ridge and Faun have all been married to Brooke   But of the forrest of men it's on Ridge that she's hooked   Ridge's marriage to Brooke met its inevitable failure   He's been happily married twice now to a woman named Taylor   But Brooke wasn't happy with a simple separation   She said i'll get that guy I've got drive and determination   It's come to Stephanie's attention and her intervention    Will seek to the dustruction of Brooke's bad intentions   This plot is lacking some counter attacking   When they write Macy back and she'll send that bitch packing      Go Ricki, Go Ricki, Go Ricki, Go Ricki, Go Ricki, Go Ricki, Go Ricki   Go Jerry, Go Jerry, Go Jerry, Go Jerry, Go Jerry, Go Jerry, Go Jerry, Go Jerry      I know that I've got a love strong and mutual   Every afternoon with the Bold and the Beautiful   So many plots and so many issues    Some days we have to use a whole box of tissues   I've never known a love deeper or greater   Than taping each episode to watch again later   I don't think it's sad or unusual   this sacred love of th Bold and the Beautiful      Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, go   Go, go, daytime T.V.