It's an egg hunt for dates   On new roller-skates   While grooms and their brides   Take horse-drawn rides   Unless you've seen it   You cannot believe it   It's so, so bizarre      Boys gone bad   With their absentee dads   Who live with their pets   'Cause they're hedgin' their bets   Unless you're seen it    You cannot believe it   It's so, so bizarre      How can it be, that it's only me   How can it be, that it's only me      It's a well-known song   And he's singin' it wrong   But the crowd's on the bong   So they all clap along   Unless you've seen it   You cannot believe it   It's so , so bizarre      It's a summertime vibe   And the park is alive   And the actors arrive to be led on their lines   Unless you're seen it    You cannot believe it   It's so, so bizarre      How can it be, that it's only me   How can it be, that it's only me   That sees the strange   The strange, the strange