How many wrinkles in a pickle    How many hairs in a head    How many waves in the ocean    How many crumbs in bed    But last but not least, but baby most of all    Why do I m-m-mumble everytime you call       Because you're strange to me baby    Oh, you're good to me mama    Well, I admit you are strange    But baby please don't change    I know I belong with you       How many bubbles in soap    How many chewings in gum    How many rolls in a wheel    Where did eyeballs come from    But last but not least    But baby most of all    Why do I m-m-mumble everytime you call       Because you're strange to me baby    Oh, you're good to me mama    Well, I admit you are strange    But baby please don't change    I know I belong with you       How many blanks in a blanket    How many cuts in a knife    How strong is a bedbug    And how deep is his bite    But last but not least    But baby most of all    Why do I mmmumble everytime you call       Because you're strange to me baby    Oh, you're good to me mama    Well, I admit you are strange    But baby please don't change    I know I belong with you       Stange you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye    Strange you got five double chins   Strange your knees look like the knees on a billy goat    Strange you got two left legs   Strange there's something wrong with you I don't know what it is    Strange I'm gonna leave you alone, gonna leave you like this