Squirrels imported from Connecticut   Just in time for fall   How much fun is a lot more fun?   Not much fun at all   What's with all the handsome grandsons   In these rock band magazines?   And what have they done with the fat ones?   The bald and the goatee'd?      Strange victory!   Strange victory!   Strange victory!   Strange defeat      A tale is told of a band of squirrels   Who lived in defiance of defeat   They woke up in the nightmare world   Of craven mediocrity   They said, "We're coming out of the black patch!   We're coming out of the pocket!   We're calling into question   Such virtue gone to seed!"      Chorus (x2)