Well, i don't know why i came here tonight   i got the feeling something ain't right   i'm so scared in case i fall off my chair   and i'm wondering if i'll get down the stairs   clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right   here i am, stuck in the metal with you   stuck in the metal with you   Well, i'm stuck in the metal with you   and i'm wondering what is i should do   it's so hard to wipe this smile from my face   lose control and i'm all over the place   clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right   here i am, stuck in the metal with you   [chorus:]   well, you started out with nothing   and you're proud you're a self-made man   and your friends they all come crawling   slap you on the back and say, "please, please"   [repeat chorus]   Well, i don't know why i came here tonight   i got the feeling something ain't right   i'm so scared in case i fall off my chair   and i'm wondering if i'll get down the stairs   clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right   here i am, stuck in the metal with you   yes, i'm stuck in the metal with you   Here i am, here i am   stuck in the metal with you