Tapping time with one good finger    I got this girlfriend and she's a swinger    We make plans and then we head out to    San Bernardino    We get gas at the local P & M    Buy a coke in a can made of tin    We drink fast because    We're headed out west to San Bernardino    And we shall miss Carolina    And the east coast as opposed to the west    We won't shed any tears though    Nor even be sad because we know    The western desert is the best!    I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine    We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9    Me and this girl I think she's pregnant    And we're headed to San Bernardino    And then when we hit Texas    We'll stop in Amarillo for a bite to eat    We'll stop on over in Dallas    And visit my friend but we can't stay    For more than a week    I've got the south in my veins    But California in my mouth